I have demons in me.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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