i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I have peed in a lot of sinks
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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