Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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