So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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