Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
