North Korea, Best Korea!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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