if you like me you must not know who I am
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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