A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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