You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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