Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
