Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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