is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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