he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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