All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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