The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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