She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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