Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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