from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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