I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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