Whod you bang
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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