i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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