you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
