I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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