Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
