No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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