I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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