Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize