I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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