Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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