I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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