Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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