Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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