You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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