Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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