I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
