People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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