i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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