So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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