guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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