That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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