Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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