please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
