I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I don't think brook has ever known best
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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