singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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