just come out here and I will go home with you...
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Randomize