Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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