Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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