i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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