I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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