she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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