Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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