i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
This is the high leading the old right now
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Randomize
