Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
she told me i tasted like america
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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