This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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