There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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