what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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