...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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