OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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