The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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