She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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