Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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